英语绕口令大全爆笑整人
英语绕口令大全爆笑整人[1]
1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3.I scream, you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We’ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
无论是晴天还是阴天。无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。
7.Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼得派博捏起一撮泡菜。彼得派博捏起的是一撮泡菜。那么彼得派博捏起的泡菜在哪儿?
8.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn’t have thought so much.
我有一种想法，但是我这种想法不是我曾经想到的.那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的那种想法，我就不会想那么多了。
9.Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts.He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛拿拳头往柱子上面砸，直说自己把鬼碰。
10.Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。
11.Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的黄油面。
12.Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
13.Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。
14.Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。
15.There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight,for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
英语绕口令大全爆笑整人[2]
第一则
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
第二则
Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We’ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
无论是晴天还是阴天。无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。
第三则
I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn’t have thought so much.
我有一种想法，但是我这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的那种想法，我就不会想那么多了。
第四则
There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight,for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
第五则
Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.How See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
第六则
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他发现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。
第七则
How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
第八则
How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
第九则
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in aproper coppercoffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I justwant a cup ofcoffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots oriron coffee potsare of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cupof coffee in aproper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup oftea!
我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧!
第十则
A bitter biting bittern bit a better brotherbittern, and thebitter better bittern bit the bitter bittern back.And the bitterbittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern,said:"I'm a bitterbiter bit, alack!"
一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鹊咬了它兄弟一口，而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鹊对它的兄弟说：“我是一只充满怨恨的麻鹊!我害人终害己了!”
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